Programming Songs

1.Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

2. Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba


3. Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal! do pal meri kahani hai,
pal do pal meri hastihai...


4. Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ...


5. Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.


6. Dangling pointers

Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.


7. GOTO

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

8. The debugger


Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

9. Untrackable bug --

aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,
awaaz de kahin se

10. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua


11. And then to the client

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho


12. Load Balancing

Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana


13. COM programming in VC++

Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye


14.From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan


15. Modem - talk on a busy connection

suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin