Once a billi finds a chocolate. Per uske peeche kai kutte lag jate hai (to eat the chocolate).
Woh uss chocolate ko zameen khodh ke usmein chupa deti hai.
Us Chocolate ka naam kya hai?
think hard
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think harder
Cadbury's Chocolate. (Cat-burries-chocolate)
Jo mujhe mail na kare……. BHAGWAN Kare.....
Usay Boss Weekend par bhi bulaaye........
uska US Ka Trip Cancel ho jae......
Jis Party main jaye wahan daroo khatm ho jae........
Cigarette haath main ho aur maachis na mil paye..........
Girl Friend Ghar par Rakhi Baandhne aa jaye........
Salary wale din account balance zero dikhaye........
Uski Coffee main Makhii gir jaye..........
ATM Card Machine main phas jaye...........
Mobile main virus aa jaye...............
Usko loose motion ho jaye aur........
Hamesha Toilet main kisi aur ko ghusa paye..............
Movie hamesha housefull ho jaye................
Uski Gaadi Traffic Jam main phas jaye.......................
Aaakhon ke saamne se uski train chali jaye.........
Uska Electricity Bill Extra Aajaaye.....
Uska Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye.....
Uske Ghar Ka Power Cut ho jaye.......... .
Aur
Aur
Aur ... .... ... ...
Abhi mauka hai….
Sudhar jao…..
what did ‘ritesh deshmukh’ say when he wanted ‘mani ratnam’ as director?
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apna sapna mani mani
Once a woodcutter went to the city suddenly all the gals started following him.
Can you guess why??????
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Because
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Of the AXE EFFECT!!!!
ek din suddenly beckham angoothe se futbal kyu khelne lagta hai?
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KYON?.
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coz he buys "TVS STAR CITY"...jab angootha dumdar to laat marna bekar
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0
" Then how can a student pass??"
Below is the parody song from the telugu movie “Happy Days”
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Morning levali...
snanam cheyali....
cab ekkali...
office ki vellali...
oooooooooooooo ooo ooo
oooooooooooooo ooo ooo
oooooooooooooo ooo ooo
oooooooooooooo ooo ooo
cubicle lo patalu
pantry lo matalu
training lo wonderluu
Coding lo blunderluu
Appraisals ki tenderlu...
ika cab la kai waitingu
cab drivers tho fighting
pantry lo meeting uuuuu...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
Reviews lo tappulu..
code lo bugguluu
Clients tho cheevatlu..
PM tho thittulu…
last minute codingu
Onsite tho fightingu
Bench kosamai waitngu uuuu uuu
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
Morning levali...
snanam cheyali....
cab ekkali...
office ki vellali...
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