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one intelligent boy goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..
Waiters takes the order goes across the table and does some ishara.....
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Waiter replies, " Samajhdar ke liye ishara hi coffee hai"...

Cricket PJ

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Reverse SWING!!!!

PJ

Can you give me the name of the most famous HEART TRANSPLANT operation done in India??
socho...answer bahut easy hai...

socho...answer bahut easy hai...


chalo de deta huun ...bahtu scroll kiya aapne....


here it goes.....



Between ajay devgan and twinkle khanna ....in the movie JAAN...

'mere sinne main tera DIL dhadke ...tere sinne main mera DIL?jaan O meri Jaan..'

Color of Frequency ---- Physics PJ

What is the Color of Frequency???












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PURPLE














Reason:

Frequency = 1/Sec or u can say Per second

Now Second = Pal ( In Hindi or moment in English)



Therefore....Frequency = Per Pal = Purple

PJ

Many ants were swimming in a swimming pool........but only one ant was swimming with one of it's hand raised above ......
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PJ on Himesh bhai

ek baar himesh reshammiya ka shishya gaane ke competition mein
participate karta hai…lekin woh buri tareh se haar jaata hai…iski
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kyonki uske shishya ne haarkar uski naak katvaadi…aur naak ke bina
apna himesh bhai kya gaayega??

Dhansu PJ .... No one can beat this

Once upon a time in a jungle there was a lion. But he was unhappy with his life because he was very ugly.

Koi bhi lioness usko ghaas nahi daalti thi. But the lion had one speciality..He was very good at hunting..

One of the best hunters in the jungle..One day while hunting, the lion caught hold of an old rabbit.
As soon as he was about to kill the rabbit the rabbit pleaded him to spare his life and in return he promised to
give the lion anything he wanted. The lion gave it a thought and then he finally agreed.

He told the rabbit that if he can tell him a way by which he can become a handsome good looking king lion, he will spare his life.
On hearing this the old wise rabbit pointed towards a nearby hill. On top of it was a large rock.
The view from the rock was magnificent.The rabbit told the lion to go and sit on top of the rock and all his
problems will be solved..The lion thought the rabbit was bluffing him. So he took the rabbit along with him to the
rock and gave it a try...And to his surprise It worked!!..Suddenly all the lioness were noticing him and he
received many proposals for date. He thanked the rabbit for his favour and the rabbit breathed a sigh of relief and hopped away safely to his house..

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PJ

Ek baar ek aadmi fan ke saamane khada hota hai.....
fan ka switch bhi ON karta hai...
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how do u make a cocacola frm water in ur house........
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wht u get is pani which is "THANDA"

and THANDA matlab.........COCA COLA.

Physics PJ

what is the vector form of sridevi????


















ANS : - TABU!!!!


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sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

Lunch Time Joke..

Once a man was waiting for a taxi.
A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him.
But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him.
The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me
what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you."
"I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.
The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea".
He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar.
The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."
The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket
and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good".
The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver".
The man smiled again and asked the beggar to come to his home with him.
Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man.

But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".

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"My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like".

PJ

why is manmohan singh not seen in d morning?????????


























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Question of the Day

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Tom and Jerry starts !!

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Ek baar ek gaaaoun mei ramu naam ka aadmi rehta hai..... jo baad mei shaher chala jaata hai....................


jab wo sheher se waapas aata hai to wo bahut rich ho jaata hai jisse wo gaaoun mei aaalishaaan ghar banata hai.....

ek raat ko uske ghar chor aate hain.....

but

jaisii hii wo chori karna start karte hain... almaari kholte hiii bahut saarii name plates unke siiir pe aaker gir jaati hain............

saaari almaariyo mei,TIJORI mei....bedroom mei.... sab jagah unhe name plates miltiii hain.....................

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KYON KI WOH SHAHER SE BAHUT NAM KAMA KE LAUTA HAIN



HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PJ

Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80%
and rabbit got 81%.
Both wanted admission in a good engineering college,
cut off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise got…


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So.. Sports quota!!!!

PJ

STADIUM-LORDS.......
TEAMS-INDIA vs PAKISTAN........
BATSMAN-NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU........
BOWLER-SHOAIB AKHTER.....

LAST BALL OF THE MATCH.......INDIA NEEDS 1 RUN TO WIN........N PAKISTAN NEEDS 1 WICKET TO WIN.......
AKHTER IS THE BOWLER N SIDDHU IS THE BATSMAN.......
AS AKHTER WAS GOING TO THROW THE BALL SIDDHU STARTER SHOUTING
"HAMARI MANGE PURI KARO HAMARI MANGE PURI KARO........"




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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain...
sab log use "Hanuman" bulate hain...

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kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!

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>They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

PJ

One gangstar gave three fully sealed khokas (typical mumbaian word, u should be familiar if u have seen vaastav) to his fellow and ordered him not to open these khokas....after three days ,gangstar shot that fellow..when another gangboy asked his gangstar why did you shoot him, he said i ordered him not to open these khokas but he did not obey my order..gangboy said that three khokas were still fully sealed then how did you know that he had opened the khokas??

gangstar said when i touched three khokas i felt two khokas were hot and one was cold..gangboy could not understand anything..

can you guess how the gangstar found it out???

guess.....

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thanda matlab khoka khola!!!!

PJ

There was a gang.Wo logo ko maar kar unki dead body per ghanti bajate the.So whats their profession..???


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