do you believe in genies

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot
right through the window of the biggest house
adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now
we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and
see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on
the door.

A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the
door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all
over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on
its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
you. You see, I'm a genie, a and I've been trapped in
that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a
year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
wish, genie?"

" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been
with a woman in more e than a thousand years, my wish is to
sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.
What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,
you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind,
but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.

"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman
went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon
enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled
over and looked directly into her eyes and asked,
"How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!