Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel...

Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: " tea please "

 

 

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

 

 

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"

 

Answer: "white"

 

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "

Answer: "With milk "

 

 

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

 

 

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

 

 

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "

Answer: "With sugar"

 

 

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

 

 

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

 

 

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

 

 
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer:


 I'll rather die of thirst